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Managing Editor Of The Teachers’ Lo
Managing Editor Of The Teachers’ Lounge, A Really Good Stuff® BlogA Joke-A-DayFor The ClassroomHappy, smiling children make for eager, engaged learners. With the myriad of testing and assessments that take place throughout the school year, it is nice to with a joke or fit it in between math and reading lessons, a kid-friendly joke, tongue twister, or riddle helps lighten the mood and gets your students thinking outside ELL students’ attention? Try telling them a joke. Want to challenge your students to If you think writing a joke is easy, think again. It requires students to not only understand the way words are put together, but encourages them to expand their vocabulary. With a strong emphasis in the Common Core State Standards on vocabulary, writing and te
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#30; A: A slipper. A: To the moo-vies. Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?A: His shadow. Q: What’s a frog’s favorite game? A: A battery. A: Fry-day. Q: What is Dracula’s Q: What’s a ghost’s A: They read their horror-scopes. Q:
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see his Dracula’s?A: You join his fang club. A: His mummy. A: To get to the body shop. Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any A: To her broom. Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite room in A: It was suspected of fowl play. A: Your nose. A: Fowl weather. &#
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2; Q: Why couldn’t the turkey eat A: The tur-key. you don’t have in any other month? Q: What often falls in winter, but A: Snow. Q: What’s brown and sneaks around Q: What’s the difference between a Q: Why was Santa’s helper sad? want to get on Valentine’s Day?A: Cauliflower. another on Valentine’s Day?Q: What’s easy to get into, but hard to A: Tr
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ouble. Who’s there?Wet.Wet who?Wet me in, it’s raining out here! Valentine’s Day? A: Tweet-hearts. Who’s there?Arthur. A: Will you be my Valen-slime? A: You mean a great dill to me. for Valentine’s Day? other calculator on Valentine’s Day? A: Will you be my Valen-twine? Wendy’s Q: Why can’t skeletons play mu
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sic? Q: What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? A: Wrap. A: Because it was the chicken’s day off. A: Tulips, because they have two lips. A: “You’re so sharp!” A: Dinner’s on me tonight. A: I don’t see your point. Q: What’s black and white over and Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of Q: Where’s a wall’s favorite place to A: At t
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he corner. Q: Why don’t animals eat clowns? Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Q: Why can’t the elephant use the A: Because he’s afraid of the mouse. Who’s there? A: You’re a fungi (fun guy). A: Patty. Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome! A: Because they’re too heavy to carry. Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite A: It’s not right. Q: Where do kids in New York City A:
In Times Square.
In Times Square. Who’s there?No, silly, cows go MOO! Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite Who’s there? Who’s there? Q: Why didn’t the oven go to college?A: Because it had a lot of degrees already. A: She tested the water. A: Tooth Hurty. Q: What’s a spider’s favorite thing to Q: What’s a librarian’s favorite type of Q: What&
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#146;s a cannibal’s favorite sport? A: Because it left the Windows open! horse with when he wasn’t feeling A: Hay fever. A: Because it’s too far to walk. Who’s there?There’s nobel, that’s why I’m knocking. Q: What’s the smartest insect around? Q: Why did the cabbage beat the carrot Who’s there? Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes when Q: What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? Who’s
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there? A: They use bear-conditioning. A: Write on, good friend! A: In the dictionary. Q: What is a top’s favorite ride at the Q: What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? Q: What’s a cat’s favorite nursery Who’s there? A: You quack me up! Who’s there? A: Because you can’t pull his leg. Who’s there?Yukon.Yukon who?Yukon a let us in? It’s raining out here! Q: What was the ban
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