Ere we are for a photograph Were all dressed up in a morning suit All trying hard not to laugh Since the early caveman in his fur Took a trip to Gretna Green Theres always been a photographer ID: 623310
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All lined up in a wedding group'Ere we are for a photographWe're all dressed up in a morning suitAll trying hard not to laughSince the early caveman in his furTook a trip to Gretna GreenThere's always been a photographerTo record the 'appy sceneSlide2
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a pictureWhat a picture, what a photographPoor old soul, blimey, what a jokeHat blown off in a cloud of smokeClap 'ands, stamp yer feetBangin' on the big bass drum
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The same thing 'appened long agoWhen man was in his primeAnd what went on we only knowFrom the snaps he took at the timeWhen Adam and Eve in their birthday suitDecided to get wedAs Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the cam'ra saidSlide4
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a pictureWhat a picture, what a photographPoor old Eve, there with nothing onFace all red and 'er fig leaf gone Clap 'ands, stamp yer feetBangin
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You've read it in a folioOr seen it in a Shakespeare playHow Juliet fell for RomeoIn the merry month of MayAnd as 'e climbed the orchard wallTo reach 'is lady fairAs he tumbled, she began to bawlAs he floated through the airSlide6
Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a pictureWhat a picture, what a photographPoor young chap, what a night 'e spentTights all torn and 'is rapier bentClap 'ands, stamp yer feetBangin' on the big bass drum,
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King 'Enry the Eighth had several wivesIncluding Anne BoleynAnd he kept an album of their livesWith all their photos inAs Anne Boleyn was on her kneesDressed in her very best frockKing '
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'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a pictureWhat a picture, what a photographComes the print in a little whileLost 'er 'ead, but she kept 'er smileClap 'ands, stamp
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When Napoleon married JosephineThere was just the same to-doHe galloped home from the battle sceneAll the way from WaterlooAnd as he came from orf 'is 'orseTo the boudoir where she sat
She said to 'im, in French of course
As he took of his big cocked 'atSlide10
Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a pictureWhat a picture, what a photographThere she was, with a big HussarAll caught up in 'er oh-la-laClap 'ands, stamp yer feet, Bangin
' on the big bass drumWhat a picture, what a picture
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Stick it in your fam'lyStick it in your fam'lyStick it in your fam'lyalbum