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Managing Editor Of The Teachers Lounge, A Really Good Stuff® BlogA Joke-A-DayFor The ClassroomHappy, smiling children make for eager, engaged learners. With the myriad of testing and assessments that take place throughout the school year, it is nice to with a joke or fit it in between math and reading lessons, a kid-friendly joke, tongue twister, or riddle helps lighten the mood and gets your students thinking outside ELL students attention? Try telling them a joke. Want to challenge your students to If you think writing a joke is easy, think again. It requires students to not only understand the way words are put together, but encourages them to expand their vocabulary. With a strong emphasis in the Common Core State Standards on vocabulary, writing and te
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