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Carefully avoid adverbs and clichés like the plague

Creative Writing

Debates, Advice and Warnings

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Creative Writing Debate : Worthwhile or Worthless?

Hanif

Kureishi

:

“Creative writing courses are a waste of time.

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Creative Writing Debate : Worthwhile or Worthless?

Hanif

Kureishi

:

(he teaches Creative Writing at Kingston University!)

“Creative writing courses are a waste of time.

A

lot of my students just can't tell a story…

it's probably 99.9 per cent [of the students] who are not talented and the little bit that is left is talent.

A lot of my students just can't tell a story. They can write sentences but they don't know how to make a story go from there all the way through to the end without people dying of boredom in between. It's a difficult thing to do and it's a great skill to have. Can you teach that? I don't think you can.”

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Creative Writing Debate : Worthwhile or Worthless?

Will Self:

 

Some people swear by creative writing courses. I say, go and get a job, a fairly menial one instead. Otherwise what are you going to write about? Writing is about expressing something new and exploring the form in new ways. So unless you want to churn out thrillers or misery memoirs, you can't work from a pattern book. You need to autodidact.

 

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Creative Writing Debate : Worthwhile or Worthless?

Fay Weldon:

…

there

are no rules; you can't say "this is how you write a short story" or "this is how you structure a novel" because something good that doesn't follow that pattern will always come along to challenge that.

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Writing Advice… I think.

Ernest Hemingway:

“

There is nothing to writing. All you do is just sit at a typewriter and bleed.” 

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Writing Advice… I think.

Anton Chekhov:

“

My own experience is that once a story has been written, one has to cross out the beginning and the end. It is there that we authors do most of our lying.”

This

sounds more enigmatic than it really needs to. What word should replace “lying”?

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Writing Advice… I think.

Jeanette Winterson:

 

"My job is not to teach my Creative Writing students to write; my job is to explode language in their faces. To show them that writing is both bomb and bomb disposal – a necessary shattering of

cliche

and assumption, and a powerful defusing of the soul-destroying messages of modern life (that nothing matters, nothing changes, money is everything,

etc

). Writing is a state of being as well as an act of doing. My job is to alter their relationship with language. The rest is up to them

.”

Is this more helpful?

 

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Writing Advice… I think.

Zadie Smith

 

“Resign

yourself to the lifelong sadness that comes from never ­being satisfied

.”

 

Um… thanks, Zadie Smith…

Who’s ready to become a writer!?

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Writing Advice: Straight-forward

Toni Morrison:

“If there’s a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”

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Writing Advice: Straight-forward?

Kurt Vonnegut

: no semicolons

Stephen King

: no adverbs

Colm

Tóibín

: no

flashbacks

 

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Damn

Mark Twain

:

“

Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

What’s

his real advice here?

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Elegant summary of narrative structure…

Billy

Wilder :

“

In

the first act of a story you put your character up in a tree and the second act you set the tree on fire and then in the third you get him down.”

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Elmore Leonard: 

 

Never open a book with weather.

 

Avoid prologues

 

Never use a verb other than "said" to carry dialogue

 

Never use an adverb to modify the verb "said" ... he admonished gravely.

 

Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Hilary

Mantel:

 

Write a book you'd like to read. If you wouldn't read it, why would anybody else?

 

If you have a good story idea, don't assume it must form a prose narrative. It may work better as a play, a screenplay or a poem. Be flexible.

 

People don't notice their everyday surroundings and daily routine, so when writers describe them it can sound as if they're trying too hard to instruct the reader.

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Jonathan

Franzen

:

The

reader is a friend, not an adversary, not a spectator.

The

most purely autobiographical ­fiction requires pure invention. Nobody ever wrote a more auto­biographical story than "The Meta­morphosis".

 

You see more sitting still than chasing after.

 

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Neil

Gaiman

:

Remember

: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong

.

Laugh

at your own

jokes

The

main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you're allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it's definitely true for writing.)

 

 

 

 

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Michael

Moorcock:

 

Read. Read everything you can lay hands on. I always advise people who want to write a fantasy or science fiction or romance to stop reading everything in those genres and start reading everything else.

 

Find an author you admire (mine was Conrad) and copy their plots and characters in order to tell your own story, just as people learn to draw and paint by copying the masters.

 

Carrot and stick – have protagonists pursued (by an obsession or a villain) and pursuing (idea, object, person, mystery).

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Rose

Tremain

:

 

Never be satisfied with a first draft. In fact, never be satisfied with your own stuff at all, until you're certain it's as good as your finite powers can ­enable it to be.

 

Learn from cinema. Be economic with descriptions. Sort out the telling detail from the lifeless one. Write dialogue that people would actually speak.

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Sarah

Waters:

 

Respect your characters, even the ­minor ones. In art, as in life, everyone is the hero of their own particular story; it is worth thinking about what your minor characters' stories are, even though they may intersect only slightly with your protagonist's.

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Philip

Hensher

:

 

How can I create characters that are memorable and engaging? (Top tip – introduce them in small groups, and out of their customary context.) There doesn't seem to be enough happening – my characters just keep telling each other how they feel about each other, and then they have an affair or kill each other or have a baby. But then what?

 

 

 

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Kathryn

Hughes:

 

Just because you are trying to learn how to write, it doesn't mean that you need to employ an entirely new vocabulary. Be ruthless about cutting out any word that you wouldn't use naturally in everyday speech. In real life no one calls a book "a tome" or says "she descended the stairs" or refers to "my companion". A book is a book, people walk down the stairs and a companion is actually a friend, or a lover, or a colleague or someone you were standing next to at the bus stop. Be specific and be real.

 

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Stephen King:

 

An

opening line should invite the reader to begin the story. It should say: Listen. Come in here. You want to know about this

.

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Writers’ Rules and Advice for Writing

Michael

Morpurgo

:

The

prerequisite for me is to keep my well of ideas full. This means living as full and varied a life as possible, to have my antennae out all the time.

Ted

Hughes gave me this advice and it works wonders: record moments, fleeting impressions, overheard dialogue, your own

sadnesses

and bewilderments and joys.

 

 

 

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Practical Advice

Diana

Athill

: Read

it aloud to yourself 

Margaret Atwood:

You

need a thesaurus

Will Self

: Always

carry a notebook. And I mean 

always

. The short-term memory only retains information for three minutes; unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.

Geoff Dyer:

Have

more than one idea on the go at any one time. If it's a choice between writing a book and doing nothing I will always choose the latter. It's only if I have an idea for two books that I choose one rather than the other. I ­always have to feel that I'm bunking off from 

something

.

Ian Rankin

: Don’t give up

Me:

Have fun!