Wake up like a zombie Zach Perlman Digital Advertising amp Design Period 9B 51215 About us We know how painful it is to be let down by a mattress or other sleeping appliances store We wont let that happen to you ID: 512906
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Welcome to Undead Mattresses
“Wake up like a zombie.”
Zach Perlman
Digital Advertising & DesignPeriod 9B5/12/15Slide2
About us:
We know how painful it is to be let down by a mattress or other sleeping appliances store. We won’t let that happen to you.
We sell mattresses, covers, pillows, pajamas, slippers, pillows, earmuffs, night lamps, and more!The store is opened 1412 hours a day, 91 days a week!Slide3
Our Staff:
We make sure that our staff are the nicest in the world, and they are also very MLG and will help you with anything you will ever need.
Zach Perlman
Founder
The Crimson Chin
Co-Founder
Homer Simpson
Tester
Juan Pablo Carlos Burrito Jr. II
CashierSlide4
Why choose us?
Our mattresses are the comfiest in the observable universe, and probably beyond that.We’re MLG
We are opened 24/7!You can even test out mattresses by sleeping in the store (we are not responsible for anything that happens to you during the test).Free WiFi for all customers!Slide5
Here is what our customers have to say about Undead Mattresses!
“The mattresses are pretty MLG. Almost as MLG as a 360 Noscope
!” ~ OfficialLeinad“My hand is a dolphin. Your argument is invalid.” ~ RoboDuckMC
“OMG THEY HAVE FREE WIFI!” ~ Shrek“The cashier treated me so nicely! I hated it.” ~ Grumpy Cat
“SHOP HERE OR ELSE YOU WILL BE TAXED MORE!” ~ Obama
“How did you get in my house and what the heck is Undead Mattresses?” ~ BatmanSlide6
Contact us!
Address: 1337 Rekt
Lane, Bangkok, ThailandPhone: 123-420-1337Fax: 987-654-4420
E-mail: sleepingiscool@gmail.comWebsite: undeadmattresses.comYoutube: UndeadMattressesYT
Facebook:
UndeadMootresses
Twitter:
@
buyabedlol
MySpace
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HAHA YOU THINK WE USE MYSPACE?
Muffins:
are coolSlide7
THANK YOU FOR VIEWING THIS!
YOU ARE ALL MLG.COME HERE IF YOU WANT TO “WAKE UP LIKE A ZOMBIE.”Slide8