LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CANCEL XMAS NAMES David Kennefick Joseph McNally Jonathon Curtis Terry Slattery Ronan Mullen Jeffery Roe Robert Feeney Chris Hughes Halil Duman Henrik ID: 460460
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CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLEDSlide2
LIST OF PEOPLE
WHO WANT TO CANCEL XMAS
NAMES
David Kennefick
Joseph McNally
Jonathon
Curtis
Terry Slattery
Ronan Mullen
Jeffery Roe
Robert Feeney
Chris Hughes
Halil
Duman
Henrik
Szucs
Ian Kirby
Antonio
Senatore
Martin Murphy
Ian Watson
Gavin O’Brien
Kieran
Birrane
John Lynch
Charlie
Marriott
David Tsang
Aurimas
Bajorunas
Ramkamal
Tripathi
Kieran O’Sullivan
Fergus Walters
John Mooney
David
Keville
Andrew Caulfield
Damian GordonSlide3
Why we chose certain techniques
Generally agreed that we would only go with techniques we remember.Slide4
PMI
Positives
Cheaper
No religious conflict
Shops won’t be busy
No disappointment
Less travelling
No Christmas exams
Save electricity, turkeys
Less burglariesSlide5
PMI
Minus
No Bonus
No Toy Show
No Family meetings
No holiday leave
No selection boxes, 20 kilo
tayto
Low moral
No parties
Less money for charities
Low Moral
Crying kids
Christmas jumpersSlide6
PMI
Interesting
New year bonus
Revive all pagan religions
Bigger holiday at new year
New year selection boxes, crisps
New years party
New year sales, black December
Corrs and Daniel O’Donnell release an album every January for the new years number one.
More inclusive holidaySlide7
Blue
Cancel
xmas
?
Recession
Good/badSlide8
White
Loss productivity
Worth €4 billion
Christian holiday
Majority Population
€15m forestry industry
€600 per person spending a yearSlide9
Red
Split 50/50
Against 21/5Slide10
Yellow
Positives
Less sprouts
Less stress
Healthier diets
Less alcohol
More €
Time fro study
Less financial pressure
Happy postman patSlide11
Black
Calendars wrong
Long winters
No 12 pubs
No spending
Priests don’t know what to do
ISIS happy
No family reunions
No
xmas
bonus for welfare
Might cancel all holidaysSlide12
Green
Focus on birthdays instead
Invest the money we save and have a double Christmas, 24 pubs
Christmas every 4 years
With all the money we save, we should create a time machine to go back and see if
jesus
was actually realSlide13
OPV
Children - Negatives
No presents
No time off school
No incentives
No magic/ innocence
No toy show
Children – Positives
Expectations aren’t crushed
No peer pressureSlide14
OPV
Government
No Tax revenue
No bought votes
Reduced public service costs
Fewer car accidents
Lower welfare costsSlide15
OPV
Church
Impact on Christian beliefs
Reduce the reach
Reduce attendance and donation money
Church will remove the commercial aspect, and have Christmas anywaySlide16
OPV
Parents
Less stress
Less debt
Sleep in on
xmas
Less lying
No magic
No sanction on behaviour
Children who are older will not have an excuse to come home from abroadSlide17
OPV
Business
Reduced €€
No
xmas
staff bonus
Less retail staff
More predictable business cycle
Sick days probably go upSlide18
Random Words
Word = Simple
Easy
Easier on parents, easier to be healthy without the year, easier on liver, easier on marriage
Basic
Sharon Stone, basic values of Christmas are more appreciated. Basic food, nothing special, basic normal wages. Basic jumpers!!!
Vanilla
Ice cream, ice
ice
baby, less shitty
yankee
candles as unwanted presents, custard sales will plummet, Penelope
cruz
,
Flat
Household expenditure, belly, sales, flat mood, visit somebody in a flat, less likely to get a flat tire. Flatter rates for hotels and travel. Slide19
Room
Second room smells like urine
First room is much better.
Markers are terrible
More productive in second room as it was smaller
Best technique
PMI
Worst technique
OPVSlide20
Conclusion
Cancelling is too extreme, but the idea of changing it is not so bad
Turning it into a year end 2 week holiday as opposed to 6 days not including years end.
More focused on charitable work as opposed to consumerism
Remove religion from the equation, and celebrate Penelope
C
ruz
Legalise weed for December.
Cull the Turkey so they don’t gain too much confidence as a race.