N ever trust an atom they make up everything H owever it is ok to make chemistry puns periodically What is a Be Ar A Polar Bear He was stopped for assault and ID: 549145
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CHEMICAL PUNS: Never trust an atom,they make up everything.
H
owever,it is ok tomakechemistrypuns periodically.Slide2
What is a Be+Ar
-?
A Polar BearSlide3
He was stopped for assault and battery!
What
happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car
?Slide4
What results when a priest blesses an avocado?
Holy Guacamole!
What does this have to do with chemistry –
it is a stretch but the mole is Avogadro’s number of units.Slide5
What are HIJKLMNO, (H2O)3(s), and CH2O?
water (H to O),
ice cubes,
sea
waterSlide6
What is
?galvanized chicken wire Slide7
What is HeN(ZnI)4
?
chicken tetrazzini(Note HeN)Slide8
Sing 2[NaCl](aq
)
C7 Sailing, sailing over the seven seas[NaCl](
aq
) is a salt or saline solution.Slide9
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.What
is H2O4?
What is AlPO4?DRINKING, SWIMMING, DOGSIRRIGATION, TRANSPORTATION Slide10
CH
3CH
2CH2O
What is:
purple people eater
propyl people ether
?
CH
3
CH
2
CH
2
- is a propyl groupSlide11
What does a doctor try to do to his patients and what happens if the doctor is not successful?
helium or
curium, barium Slide12
The 3rd most abundant gas in dry air is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ ?Slide13
What Do You Call Iron Blowing In The Wind?No, not a windmill!Slide14
What you might like to do to a big meanie.Platinum (Pt)(You think this is bad but just wait.)Slide15
What is Cu(NO3)2?
Overtime
pay for a policeman!Copper nitrate (technically copper(II) nitrateor cupric nitrate)
Cu(NO
3
)
2
Cu(NO
3
)
2
3
H
2
OSlide16
A word for a funny prisoner -
Silicon (Si)
Told you it would get worse.Slide17
Who is 007's Eskimo cousin?Polar Bond
(e.g. as in the bonds in water) Slide18
Fred yelled "CH3CF3"
whenhe saw his wife's dentist bill.
Ethyl, try fluoride!CH3CF3 is 1,1,1-ethyltrifluoride
Ethyl and Fred on
I Love LucySlide19
What are
Transistor, transparent and sis boom bah.
c
is
-
dichloroethylene
trans-
dichloroethylene
?
Given the following names:Slide20
What does one trogen say to another on the way to bed?Nitrogen (N
2)
You did not think it existed, did you? Trogen is in Switzerland.Slide21
What did one termite say to the other?Boron (B)Slide22
Sn2+ DOU
?
Sn2+ is the symbol for the tin(II) ion which has the common name stannous.Therefore, the question above is Do You Understand Us?Slide23
Concentrations in chemistry are most commonly
given in molarity or moles/L. What are the following?
A 1 molar solution. A 2 molar solution.Slide24
If is isopropyl benzene, what is ?
Mercedes BenzSlide25
The 3 dichlorobenzenes
are
What are
?
p
aradox orthodox metaphor
p
ara
-dichlorobenzene
ortho
-dichlorobenzene
meta
-dichlorobenzeneSlide26
HClO2(aq) is
chlorous acid. What isHClO
2(aq), HClO2(aq
),
HClO
2
(
aq
),
HClO
2
(
aq
),
HClO
2
(
aq
)
?Slide27
A really pressing thing and the opposite of roofing.Iron (Fe) Fluorine (F)Slide28
The remaining slides will be considered by some
to be politically incorrect or risque. Assume the responsibility if you choose to proceed on.Slide29
Cyclopropane is pictured to the right. What is the name of the structure below?
CycloprofaneSlide30
When was the first Noble gas (the noble gases are also called the inert gases – He, Ne, Ar, Kr, Xe, Rn and perhaps
Og) produced
? In 1164 AD, after Alfonso II, King of Aragon, ate the first burrito.
Disclaimer – the above might not be historically accurate.
Actually, Sir William Ramsey with Lord Raleigh
discovered many of the inert gases in the 1890’s.
Helium had been observed in the sun in 1868 by
the
French astronomer Jules
Janssen.Slide31
is
hexachlorobenzene
.What does the structure belowrepresent?It is the world’s bestoral contraceptive. Why?
It says no in every position!