Neon Ninjas - PowerPoint Presentation

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Neon NinjasContest Winners

April 30thSlide2

Ninja BubbleGum

Plum:

Winner=Red!

Ninja Zap- the best thing since slice bread! It looks exactly like bubblegum, but is it? Grab a piece, stuff it in your mouth, and then... ZAP! You're shocked! Your mouth feels like it has been electrocuted by a minty burst of lightning. But don't worry, it's not fatal... I think. ;)

Trick your friends with this amazing gum- it'll shock their senses, literally!

THE BEST NINJA GUM TO BE RELEASED-BUY IT NOW!Slide3

Ninja Puppy!

Plum:

Teal:

WINNER=TEALSlide4

Ninja Poems

Roses are red,

Red Ninja is, too.

The most formidable Sensei,

Is Neon Blue.Like butter so mellow,Is Kind-of-Dull Yellow.Unlike her dramatic scenes,

Is Neon Green. A more glamorous hue, Is Ninja Dark Blue,

But more fabulous, I think,Is Neon Pink.Peach is da randumz, durr,She derps all day, without rhyme or rhythm. In a similar manner, isPURPLE PURPLE YAAAY PURPLE DESU!

~Teal

WINNER=TEAL by default…Slide5

Ninja Pranks

my idea is to tell Peach that the site is closing. I'll then type in the

url

and show her the sad, sad "We're closing forever" message. However, I'll REALLY have typed in the

url of a hidden page that you guys make! Not only will her dismay be hilarious, but it might also cause her to become more active on the site, if you make it out so more member activity is the only way it can be saved. (I'd only be willing to pull this on Peach!) ~Teal

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Ninja Story-Flash of metal-Teal

What was that? A flash of metal just went by you! Your hair-triggered reflexes cause you to instinctively hit the deck- or in this case, the wood-paneled floor of the Dojo. You roll across the room- generating barely a whisper- and rise to a crouch, dusting off your neon ninja garb. It takes you a moment to realize that nothing is truly amiss- aside from the fact that your uniform was merely bright a moment before! You smile with wonder, and your taste buds are instantly assaulted with the musty tang of the Dojo. Your glowing eyes water a bit, but you don't mind. Speaking of your eyes, you notice your sense of vision has been heightened to raptor-like proportions. You can now clearly make out Regular Orange ninja on the hill, a mile away, and Blue Sensei heading into the grocery store down the road a ways- to purchase more zebra cakes, no doubt. You casually lay a hand on the table you had been cowering behind, only to nearly retract it. You can nearly FEEL the furniture's history, right down to the grain. In this manner, you continue grinning like a maniac, feeling as if your heart is prone to tear out of your neon-clad chest for joy, and that your feet will carry you 500 miles, faster than the speed of light- such is your euphoria. Your mouth nearly contorts uncontrollably, you can barely restrain your vocal chords as they waiver in excitement; you restrain yourself, for you know you could never possibly capture your sensations in words. Suddenly, you feel inclined to take to the sky- no doubt you could soar right up- and write your sentiments on the lining of the clouds. You want the wind to echo your now-silent scream, the oceans and volcanoes alike to roar with your newfound power. All this, and

undoubtably

more, you experience within the blink of your eye, the very breath in which you ascend into the glorious rank of Neon Ninja.

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Ninja Earrings

Teal’s!

Winner=Red