Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus Management Tools C onduct research on mitigating zombie infestations within our projects laboratory Develop new analytical equipment and collect database ID: 934191
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Improved Laboratory Safety through the Development of Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus Management Tools
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onduct research on mitigating zombie infestations within our projects laboratory.Develop new analytical equipment and collect database on zombie properties.Develop and validate novel zombie pacification devices.
Project Summary:
Project Impact:
Remedy one of the top 5 causes of death within our projects laboratory.Develop a life and cost-saving zombie database, SOP, preparedness kit.Our students gain marketable undead management skills.
Anthony Butterfield tony.butterfield@utah.edu
Funds $125Freshmen: 5
MetricState of the ArtProposed TechnologyMeasurable Zombie PropertiesVelocityFlashpointTensile strengthFugacityLab deaths attributable to zombie attack 14 deaths/yr< 2 deaths/yrLab’s primary zombie pacification deviceGlassware, GC, safety showersBaseball bat / shotgun hybrid
Proposed Targets:
Prevent Deaths, Equipment Damage, & Litigation Resulting from Zombie Apocalypse
Slide2Improved Laboratory Safety through the Development of Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus Management Tools
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onduct research on mitigating zombie infestations within our projects laboratory.Develop new analytical equipment and collect database on zombie properties.Develop and validate novel zombie pacification devices.
Project Summary:
Project Impact:
Remedy one of the top 5 causes of death within our projects laboratory.Develop a life and cost-saving zombie database, SOP, preparedness kit.Our students gain marketable undead management skills.
Funds $125Freshmen: 5
MetricState of the ArtProposed TechnologyMeasurable Zombie PropertiesVelocity
FlashpointTensile strengthFugacityLab deaths attributable to zombie attack 14 deaths/yr< 2 deaths/yrLab’s primary zombie pacification deviceGlassware, GC, safety showersBaseball bat / shotgun hybridProposed Targets:
Prevent Deaths, Equipment Damage, & Litigation Resulting from Zombie Apocalypse Descriptive Project TitleVital Project InfoShort description of entire proposed project
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Anthony Butterfield
tony.butterfield@utah.edu